Originally Posted by
SpeckledSlab
An elderly old man from Florida owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back that was properly shaped for swimming. So he fixed it up nice with picnic tables Horse shoes and courts with peach and orange trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there in a while.
Before he went, he grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared to pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presents as they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted "we're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, " I didn't come down here to watch you naked women swim, or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket in the air he explained, "I'm here to feed the gators"